Interview with Gloria

• How long have you been working as an escort?
  
  I've been working this field for 14 years, however, I'm not an escort. In AZ an escort must be licensed, have ties with an agency and cannot offer InCall services. I'm an entertainment specialist.
   
  
  
• When and how did you become an escort? What motivated you to start doing it? What was your background before this work?
  
  As a gymnast and dancer nothing really motivated a career change. Working in a topless club just progressed into various other fields of entertaining.
   
  
  
• Do you like being an escort? What do you enjoy most in it? What is important and have value for you in it?
  
  Love it. I'm very outgoing and its a great way to socialize. Being self employed and independent is most enjoyable. The pay scale is the way it should be...women make more. lol.
   
  
  
• What don't you like about being an escort?
  
  The hours. Being available 24hr/day makes it hard to schedule other activities
   
  
  
• What makes you notable among other providers? What exactly, you believe, you're good at? What makes your service unique? What is your favorite kind of service?
  
  You'll be greeted at the door with a striptease. Not sure it's unique, but not many escorts put forth as much effort to entertain their clients. I'm quite skilled in all safe and fun services. No pain/bondage
   
  
  
• How do you prefer a client to make an appointment? What information is important for you? Is screening required before the appointment?
  
  I prefer to be called. E mail is ok, however most of the time I don't get a chance to answer till late in the day. I have a lot of lunch clients that don't get to see me because they didn't call. First impression on the phone is important. Profanity and talking dirty/nasty will get you nowhere.
   
  
  
• What types of clients you deny to meet? Are there any restrictions?
  
  I don't meet anyone who's been placed in my email folder "Pricks".
  If something just doesn't feel quite rite or client is to pushy or seems abusive in any way. And yes, GUYS if you're overly intoxicated, I'll turn you away. It's no fun to play with broken toys!
  (by abusive I'm not meaning slapping my ass, etc. That's ok.)
   
  
  
• Do you have regular client assignments? How do you choose whom you wish to see on this basis?
  
  Most of my business is returning customers. I'll see anyone I get along with on a regular basis.
   
  
  
• When you visit a client, what kind of environment do you expect a client to provide?
  
  A clean, safe, comfortable home. Hotels/resorts are good. Motel 6?(Just look around the parking lot; you'll find someone and probably for 1/10 of my charges.) If you're not sure I'll like the environment, save a little money and come to my place!
   
  
  
• Do you have any particular requirements regarding hygiene? What are the guidelines that your client should follow?
  
  Yes. If you're generally accepted in public places, you should be ok. If you Just got off work and smell revolting, you'll be showering before you see me. No charge. If you're not publicly acceptable you can find someone elsewhere, and probably less costly.
  
   
  
  
• Describe your common HIV/STD prevention procedures. What kind of tests and how often do you pass? Are the test results available upon request?
  
  I'm drug and disease free and always play safe. Spending $1500 doesn't change that. I'm a little bit of a hypochondriac so I go to the doctor often and I'm checked every month of two. I can always dig a recent one up if requested, guess I should start a file. It hadn't occurred to me as I've never been asked for proof.
   
  
  
• What are your rates?
  
  Visit me for $200min; If I'm paying you a visit $300min. I do run a discount quarterly (4 days/yr) for $25off. If you make an appointment on those days, you'll get the discount even if you set the appointment for a month and a half down the line. You may make as many appts. as you like; just make sure you show up for them.
   
  
  
• Are there additional charges for "extras"? If so, what are these?
  
  Yes. If you don't show up and do make another appointment it will cost you an extra $50. If you don't show for that, you may try my prepaid plan. Stop by for a cold drink leave a $300 deposit and I'll set another appointment for you. Or if if you'd like a reserved parking spot out back a visit will cost $300 total. Extended travel time to other cities, gas, etc are going to cost extra but will be included in the price I quote.
   
  
  
• What payment options are available? How would you prefer the client to pay?
  
  Cash is always easiest. Credit/Debit is good. Check may be acceptable with CURRENT government issued I.D.
   
  
  
• How would you prefer the money to be given? Please describe step-by-step payment procedure. What guidelines should a client follow to make the payment convenient and risk-free for you.
  
  Quite simple, I sell my photographs. You choose a few you'd like. Pay for them. My business taken care of, I'm free to play. Photographs can be mailed to you or you may stop by a few days after your appointment and pick them up. Any unclaimed merchandise will be resold after 90 days. lol
   
  
  
• If you accept credit or debit cards, how will charges appear on a credit card statement?
  
  
  I accept both. Indirectly. Charges appear as WalMart, Dillards, CircuitCity, etc. Depends on where you purchase the gift card with your credit/debit card. Please don't forget a small gratuity if you choose this option.. No, you can't pay with 7 different $30 cards, so don't even think of asking.
   
  
  
• If a client decided to make you a present, what would you be happy to receive? What is your wish-list (maybe flowers, lingerie, parfume, music albums, books etc.)?
  
  I would like to receive something that isn't just for me. If A client wants me to wear something specific that I don't have, that would make an ideal present, an album he would like to play during visits. Satin sheets, anything that would make our time more personal and enjoyable. No flowers; live plants/cactus, yes.
   
  
  
• Do you travel? If so, what does that involve on the client's part?
  
  I'll travel anywhere. LV, SD, Flagstaff, Tucson, Puerto Penasco; it all depends on how far, if I've seen you before, length of time. etc. I do have a new policy for the Mesa / Tempe / Chandler areas. Sorry, but I've no choice. You'll need to visit me in North Phoenix before I'll come to you. Exceptions: you may pick me up and drop me home after for your first visit. Reserve and pay for a room in my name, in advance at a nice hotel close to you, or if you are staying in a nice hotel and make an appointment; I'll call back on the hotels phone(verifying your name and room# and you are in fact there.
   
  
  
• Do you allow kisses?
  
  Not if you have cold sores or drool a lot. LOL. Generally yes. Not seeing those I don't like solves most of the problems.
   
  
  
• If a client wants, will you engage in a role play? What kind of?
  
  Sure. anything legal as long as it doesn't disgust me. I'm only so good an actress. No, I won't play your underage little sister.
   
  
  
• How do you handle a situation where a client may want to get "wild and crazy"?
  
  
  Wild and crazy, has its place and time. Probably best to be a little reserved for a first appointment
   
  
  
• Do you allow the clients to make photos or video recordings? If yes, on what terms?
  
  Sure thing, although I've never had my terms accepted. $8000-$10,000 up front, I retain ALL rights, All distribution would pass through me/my websites. and of coarse a percentage of all income generated in any manner from use, distribution, inference, sale etc, etc, etc. I get offers all the time to do "scenes", but as yet they've only offered $1000-$3000. I'll let everyone know if I ever do a movie.
   
  
  
• How do you handle first-timers or those who have limited experience with escort services? What are your suggestions to such clients to make your encounter the most enjoyable?
  
  I'm so outgoing and easy to get along with; I've never had anyone ill at ease.
   
  
  
• Have you ever had experiences with disabled clients? How do you meet their special needs?
  
  Lots; any way I can. They've usually learned what they like by the time they're calling on me; they're more than happy to point me in the right direction or even direct the show.
   
  
  
• What are your feelings about and attitude to participating as an escort in group parties, where several escorts serve several clients?
  
  
  I'll work and play with anyone I like. So if there's no "bad egg" it's fine by me.
   
  
  
• What is your attitude towards tobacco, alcohol and drugs? Do you drink or smoke yourself? Do you allow the client to do it during your meeting?
  
  I'm drug free, but not anti-drug. Please leave anything illicit in your vehicle. Social drinker/smoker. I do not drink or smoke while entertaining unless I'm asked to do so. Customers may partake as they choose..to a point. If overly intoxicated you'll be asked to leave, I want you to remember me.
   
  
  
• What are the most usual types of "difficult" clients you meet? What would you like to warn them about in advance?
  
  I would have to say Large ones are difficult. Please Guys, if you HAVE to use Magnums; look for a bigger package. I'm 5'5 and everything is proportional. You wouldn't try to put 12 gauge rounds in your .357; it's pointless. (if you like Magnums for comfort, I can probably accommodate.) Then the ones short on money. I may let you in with less than $200, but it won't be for long. If you think $180 is close enough. Better hit the ATM on the way over, else you'll be making the trip twice.
   
  
  
• What would happen, if at some point you or the client wished to stop the proceedings? How would you handle the issue of compensation?
  
  Tough question. If I stop, it would be for a good reason and there'd be no charges(well maybe criminal ones. lol) If we just don't hit it off there's no charge. If stopped by a client it would depend on the reason, when, if I'm out any money, etc. If I've done my job well and you've failed on your bit; I'll keep what I earned. If you rent the fastest car and lose the race because you can't drive like Jeff Gordon; you'll still have to pay for using the car. Compensation will always be equatable; I don't take what I don't earn.
   
  
  
• What are the things that excite you or appeal to you when on a "date"? What turns you on?
  
  Never know from one to the next. Everyone has different qualities, something that really turns my crank from one, may not even be interesting with another.
   
  
  
• What are your sexual preferences? What kinds of activity do you enjoy most of all?
  
  Men! No, women. Yes, it's men; most of the time. And Couples, on occasion. I mentioned earlier, it all depends on the individuals involved, so no specific activity is most enjoyable. Circumstances, relations, activities, locations and a dozen other things together make the experience. Everyone is at their best when comfortable, don't hate me for this, I prefer men, white, older (than me) men. Brains over brawn. I get along with nearly everyone, that's just what I'm most comfortable with. Oh, an English or Romanian/Bavarian accent is enjoyable.
   
  
  
• What are your turn-offs?
  
  Idiots-n-assholes; queers, chicks with dicks and guys with tits. MMF not a total turn off, but doesn't rate very high for me. Wouldn't even consider MMMF(unless it was for a scene and then it would have to be 80 not 8 thousand.) MFMFMF or MFF are so much better. And if ever the MM part of a 3-way decided to do something together, I'd be puking all over while scrambling to leave and probably half the way home
   
  
  
• Hypothetical situation: your best friend, or your sister, or your daughter tells you that she wants to get into escort business. Would you encourage her to do it?
  
  Not a chance. That is something one needs to decide on their own. Having made the decision; I would do everything I could to help them in their endeavor. OK Guys I know you're thinking it's a great job, and it can be; but it's a very difficult and much more so to do it well. (shut up! I hear you thinking "ya just gotta lay there, if I were a woman I'd work 12 hour days 14 on weekends") Just change the perspective a bit and you'll see how hard it really is. Any man can make a lot of money as an escort; skinny, fat, ugly, old and even evil, it doesn't make a bit of difference. You'll easily clear 10k/month working fewer than half the hours you're putting in now. Sounds great, right. If it sounds to good to be true; it is. You'll have 60 or so customers/month. Not too bad, eh? Here's the bad bit. Only 2 out of 60 will be female and one of those probably has a dick taped to her leg. (come on, I was expecting to hear you thinking "what percentage do I get the top" and, I think I'm hearing "f*** that shi*; disgusting, nasty MF'rs..." It's a JOB and nothing like a one night stand thats incredibly exciting and entirely fun. Most men make that comparison and it's understandable. You don't know the person; so it's about the same thing, right? Nothing is further from reality. I've gone on too long already and even off the question. I'll end with this. Everything has good and bad trade-offs. I'm very good at what I do, I get paid better than most attorneys, and it is largely enjoyable; I meet a lot of great people. It just isn't easy, esp at 3 am when someone's calling for an appointment and they're 5 minutes away. And two other callers that want to swing by now that the bar closed(very hard to discourage with a bit of tequila flowing in the brain) Only 3 minutes to get ready and the others keep calling......aaaaghhrrrraaaa :) ROFLMFAO At least I'm not a teacher.
   
  
  
• If someone wished to become an escort, how would you recommend they go about it?
  
  Carefully, If you aren't a great judge of character on first impressions, don't make decisions immediately; if you not SURE you are right even when you're WRONG or can't stand your ground when someone else is in control; don't even consider this as a way to get by between jobs! If you're truly a people person, stubborn, love all kinds of sex, a bit of an exhibitionist and part actress. and maybe a little off balance; give it a shot on CraigsList for a week. It costs nothing, is easy to post and has an incredibly large readership. If you survive. Buy a good digital camera, photoshop, and start a website. (Or work CL for three weeks and pay someone to do it for you) It's a business treat it as such. Customer Service and presentation are the highest priority. If you aren't a drug abuser, congratulations. Don't look for friends among escorts, but don't make enemies either. Just a guess, but greater than 90% of escorts are in the business because there is nowhere else they can make enough money to support their habits. Your ads are a reflection of you and your business. Run ads stating "Fill my holes" or "pound me all night" may make you a ton of money but you'll be turning 5-10 $80 jobs/day with the most disgusting, abusive portion of the population. Present a crack whore, thats the demographic you'll attract. Set your price and stand by it; err on the high side. DON"T run specials, that's for the crack whores. If you do you will find it twice as hard to get back to your regular price and higher class clientèle. Take care of yourself. If you get run down, you look run down, you can't charge as much so you have to work more often; vicious circle. Be honest and friendly to all even the assholes. Some are going to post horrible things about you. The best response is no response. If you just cant stand doing nothing; make your response brief and positive. ie "Statements can be retorted, but I've not the time nor desire. Reputation, reliability and quality argue well enough on their own. Give me a call when you're ready for the best experience you'll ever have in this hobby!" Any more or arguing your point is just going to make you appear an idiot and a pathetic whiny one at that. Resist the urge to lower pricing to attract mor ecustomers and prove the comments wrong. If negativity continues longer than a week; It's a great time to jack your prices $15-$25
   
  
  
• Anything else to add?
  
  If I've managed to keep your attention this far; you owe it to yourself to make an appointment and let me show you the way this business should be run. You won't have a better time without having to buy the ring, the house and the car. I look forward to spending a few incredible hours with you, hopefully several times.
  
  GloriaBay
  (602)214-1873
   
  
  

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