Forum - WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:



Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky..

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Very good joke! Some of them are true; but they are also funny too! Have to laugh at ourselves and at life sometimes.
Hugs&Kisses,
12pleaseu

Is it OK to say something serious on the Humor thread?

OK, in a more serious vein. Even though my comments aren't funny, I'm posting here because the original post is here. Just some things to think about.

How we use humor sometimes reflects cultural or social prejudices.

Your last name stays put.
Aside from women keeping their original names... I knew a man who took his wife's name; some men take on a hyphenated addition when they marry; a few couples choose an entirely new last name.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Does this mean that women have to stop and think which way to turn a water faucet?

Same work, more pay.
Seriously, men should realize that they would make even more if there weren't a "reserve labor pool" of underpaid women. Improving conditions for women usually improves conditions for men, also.

One mood all the time.
As long as you don't suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome...

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
It is a great shame that men are sometimes allowed to act like boors.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.
That's why they don't sell men's beard-coloring kits, eh?

You only have to shave your face and neck.
Not all cultures agree. I'm actually OK with women not shaving anywhere, if they want. BTW, I think underarm hair is sexy.

Sorry if I got too serious in the wrong place.

It's ok daka1; not a problem babe. I am not offended by your post and I'm not offended by rajputanarifles original post either. We all are different and we all are very precious. I wish for all of you to have peace and be blessed.
Kisses&Hugs,
12pleaseu

Maybe I got something wrong but if the whole world shrinks to an urinal for a guy...oh, poor sick guy!)))