Forum - Only in America

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

Hah! These are great BKing. I will have to remember them.

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I especially like the "Poli" "Tics". I don't think there is a politician who has earned an honest dollar since he or she decided to run for office.
I looking for "Change" I want the special intrest groups out of the government!

So funny :)

There're a couple more from this set:

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)

he very funny, these are good jokes to crack up with some friends