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Forum - Don't say Dildo in Texas

 
Don't say Dildo in Texas
dominixe
01/01/08 13:51
dominixe
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Hilarious look at a Texas sex law about dildos. Its a felony offense in that state if you have six or more dildos in your possession. You may purchase a dildo in Texas only if you have a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative or law enforcement purpose. In contrast, it is legal to carry a concealed gun in Texas.

The end section about the Texas laws against sodomy entitled "Bubbas in the Legislature" is both funny as all hell, and sobering when you think that there are actually people like this making laws in state legislature. I don't need to remind you that this is the state that George Bush came from.

This is an eleven minute edit of a sixty three minute full documentary, available at http://dildodiariesfilm.net



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Kotikkk
01/02/08 13:49
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HO-HO-HO, as some bad Santas say...

quote dominixe :
You may purchase a dildo in Texas only if you have a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative or law enforcement purpose. [LOL] In contrast, it is legal to carry a concealed gun in Texas.


And what if the design of this Concealed Gun not only lets it to be used as a dildo but also makes it look like it???... :DDDDD
I wish those legislators to come across such a situation ASAP (of course after they pin the extra coolers on their brains, for i don't wish anyone to die :)))


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Warren
01/02/08 20:54
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quote dominixe :
Hilarious look at a Texas sex law about dildos. Its a felony offense in that state if you have six or more dildos in your possession. You may purchase a dildo in Texas only if you have a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative or law enforcement purpose. In contrast, it is legal to carry a concealed gun in Texas.

The end section about the Texas laws against sodomy entitled "Bubbas in the Legislature" is both funny as all hell, and sobering when you think that there are actually people like this making laws in state legislature. I don't need to remind you that this is the state that George Bush came from.

This is an eleven minute edit of a sixty three minute full documentary, available at http://dildodiariesfilm.net



What sort of medical, psychiatric, judicial, or law enforcement procedures require dildos? :/
Are they making guns disguised as dildos for the armed services now? if I get hurt, will the doctor throw out the scalpel and cut me open with a dildo?
I'm all for the right to bear arms, but outlawing dildos is just stupid... And most likely it was for counter-constitutional reasons (ie religious fanaticism, "it has to do with sex, that devil thing people do"). I wouldn't be surprised if the bible IS the law in texas, and all people from other cultures and religions who live there are denied status and aid.
 
SexyTWO
01/03/08 11:43
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HAHAHAAA!!! LoLLL)))))
12pleaseu did you see this? Be happy you don't live in Texas! :-)
 
Kotikkk
01/03/08 20:00
Kotikkk
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quote Warren :

What sort of medical, psychiatric, judicial, or law enforcement procedures require dildos? :/


Do you know something about the Sexotherapy? Maybe they meant it...lol)))


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Letusdoit
01/06/08 16:32
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NIce, oh how nice! And what about vibrators? Are they also illegal?
 
Kotikkk
01/08/08 20:42
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quote Letusdoit :
NIce, oh how nice! And what about vibrators? Are they also illegal?


If talk as They do the vibes will be twice more illegal if combined with dildos :D They will be considered as something like military automatic weapons!...lol...the mode of functioning is the same )))))


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Lonelitude
01/10/08 17:09
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quote Kotikkk :
They will be considered as something like military automatic weapons!...lol...the mode of functioning is the same )))))


Mm, good solution for a secret agentess if she acts as an escort 8)))
 
SexyTWO
01/11/08 05:25
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quote Lonelitude :

Mm, good solution for a secret agentess if she acts as an escort 8)))


Haha! :)))
Cool outfit for an escort!
 
Lonelitude
01/13/08 18:05
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quote SexyTWO :
Cool outfit for an escort!


It Is! :DDD
First date the client, know the secret info and then...offer him an awesome dildo ass experience! LoL

P.S. Sometimes I seem to be a real sadist for myself! :)
 
Letusdoit
01/15/08 17:23
Letusdoit
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quote Lonelitude :

P.S. Sometimes I seem to be a real sadist for myself! :)


I know that some people use special electric gadgets that are used on intimate places as weak electric shockers. They say it's a wonderful experience :))) Have you ever had?
 


 


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