Euphemisms
I just read an entry over at Escort Blogs that made me laugh; then it started me thinking about other things that made me laugh more ... I am obviously out of bed way the hell to early. Anyway, the entry in question referred to a woman's "privates" as a cooter ... bwa-hahahahaha-[s trong]snort[/strong] -ha-ha! That word just cracks my ass [strong]UP[/strong]!
When they were little, my daughter and her cousin (my sister's girl) used to refer to it as their monkey; as in "Pull your dress down, I can see your monkey." I'm pretty sure that was my sister's doing, but it [strong]was[/strong] funny and the way those little girls would fall out when she said it was hilarious.
A customer from my bartending days called it a 'giner. Now, the first time I heard that I didn't ask him what it meant, and since I'd heard only part of the sentence, it was near impossible for me to figure it out for myself. You'd think I was smarter than that, wouldn't ya? Not so much. But when I finally got around to asking him what the word was ... it was worth waiting for. To this day I snorkle and chuckle to myself when I say it -- 'giner.
A hundred years ago - okay, it was more like fifteen or so - a group of us were camping at a bluegrass festival. Yes, camping. Tents, sleeping bags, coolers full of beer ... we used to know how to have fun. It was a three day event and for all intents and purposes, the entire mass of people really WERE the great unwashed - and it wasn't pleasant. But my friend and I, on a beer-hunting trip (not bear hunting - beer hunting) about fifteen miles from where we were camped, had discovered a campground tucked away in the great north woods beneath a humongous statue of Babe the Blue Ox, that featured coin-operated showers. Whee!
Imagine the looks on the faces of the curly-haired old grannies when my friend asked, "Hey, is your muff clean?" Since then, that question has come to mean, "Did you get laid last night?"
"Grumpy Old Men" is funny movie in and of itself, but when Burgess Meredith says "Looks like Chuck's takin' his skinboat to tuna town!..." O.M.G. "Tuna town." I need to rent that movie - today.
There're a BUNCH of 'em here - mostly British, but one of my favorites is "furry bicycle stand", lol.
Well, I'm glad to be back amongst the land of the living. Look for more nonsense and beauty designs from me in the near future.
Love,
Bella
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General Category: Culture and Arts
Added on: 01/08/06 08:31
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garyone |
 
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Its from a Mel Brooks film....."High Anxiety", I think. Mel is a doctor making a presentation at a medical conference. A delegate walks in, but has been unable to get a sitter for his young daughter. Mel is spouting off on some sexual subject and then he sees the delegate and daughter. Mel is just about to say, I guees, VAGINA, and then, seeing the kid and feeling embarressed, calls it WOO-WOO. He then proceeds to give present his paper using childish words instead of medical terms. I don't explain very well.....but if you saw the film you would have laughed.
Posted on: 01/11/06 08:48
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Josephine |
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Pork sword, the awful "Womb broom".
I do enjoy playing the pink oboe though!
Jx
Posted on: 01/10/06 05:15
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Josephine |
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thats what my mum called it anyway, haha I still occasionally call it that, mini is another and also have heard a few call it a chi-chi, muff another and my fave silly one "Growler"!
Posted on: 01/09/06 04:37
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dollymopp |
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when i was little , mines was called a "fairy" i really really thought that was the word. my mum still calls it a fairy, if we are talking about things! my mums childhood word was "besso", god knows where that come from!
my schoolfriend called it a "samantha". and other friends call it..foo-foo, minnie, miss funnyfanny, miss moneypenny (how apt!),frangapani, swizzle, flange, muffty!
Posted on: 01/08/06 19:41
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Anika Mae |
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At my strip club we had an embarrasingly long phase of all calling it a "woo-woo". I don't know why, but it was funny.
Posted on: 01/08/06 11:24
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