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Here's a joke I read that had me ROFLOL!!
NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH !!!
A bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig." she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady, " said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi ',"
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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General Blog Category: Writing and Poetry
Current Mood: silly
Added on: 12/28/07 12:01
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I was once asked this question on another group and I wanted to share the question and my thoughts again. Why is it that men say they want a true freak but when one comes they punk out? Perhaps what they really want is someone who does MORE than what they have experienced but not MORE than what they can handle. Definitively, what constitutes a "freak" is someone or something more than the average or outside the normal perimeters of our society. Personally, if I have someone who is willing to explore their sexuality and to satisfy each other--that's MY freak!! Perhaps there are some people who have only experienced missionary position (although I can't imagine these days someone not knowing beyond missionary) and are interested in a freak that does oral but they end up finding a freak that does oral PLUS 69 and anal play. Maybe the dude doesn't know their limitation or what they really want?
In our society, individuals who's sexuality changes after dating or marrying and now they do not want the freak but the wife--is our societies stigma on women and sexuality. We don't want to think that momma or the minister's wife is a freak or sexually active. We don't want to see our sister's with "facials" or know that grandma "ran a train" of men in her younger days. We have restricted our sexuality and stigmatized our desires that we divide a natural, normal activity into an irrehensible action. Girl please get your FREAK on!
Some may feel that public displays of affection are too freaky. If you love someone, express your love, tint or no tint. If you lust after someone, be careful po-po may make a Paul Reuben (aka Pee-Wee Herman) out of you. I think it is wonderful if momma and daddy got caught. Express yourself. Imagine, if the President got busted with his wife, would it have been a national ordeal? This is the stigma of our society.
Finally, if a dude wines you and dines you and showers you with material gifts and fails to meet your sexual appetite, in my two-cents (excuse the pun), you should be communicating like everything to get him to rise to the occasion. What men really want is some sense of fulfilling his partner's desire!! Because when the kissing slows and sexual appetite changes, you will want a man who can afford a bed and not just take you too bed!!
Teach him... teach him... teach him!!
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General Blog Category: Relationships, Romance, Love
Current Mood: chipper
Added on: 12/27/07 11:58
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Holidays are those times when pairing with a significant other and/or love interest makes the season bright!! I am a true fan of the Christmas holidays -- the shopping; the crowds; the decorations; the gifts; the gatherings; the family dinners; the parties; the candle light church services; the caroling and the intimate moments that last forever in your memories. I never really understood why anybody would choose to be alone on Christmas Eve, let alone, Christmas Day?? Sometimes by acts beyond your control you may find yourself alone, but to choose to be alone?? I just don't get it. The clock has now turned four minutes past midnight and the pitter-patter of reindeer has yet to arrive, lol!! I mean, is Santa going to bring my holiday wish or what?? I am now waiting on the company of a woman friend who doesn't mind spending a little quality time during this Christmas season. I mean, why be alone sulking over what we didn't give or receive? Why be alone remorsing over stuff we cannot fix? If it is company that we NEED, then it is company that we shall get!! Oooooohhh... the weather side is frightful but the fire is so delightful and since we’ve no place to go.... Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Well, it doesn’t show signs of stopping but we’ve got some corn for popping and the lights are turned way down low... Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! When we finally kiss goodnight how I hate going out in the storm but as long as you hold me tight... Oh, all the way home I’ll be warm! The fire is slowly dying but my dear we’re still goodbye-ing and as long as you love me so... Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!
Ah, yes... Christmas Day!! Thank you Santa for sending me my Ho-Ho-Ho!
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General Blog Category: Relationships, Romance, Love
Current Mood: cheerful
Added on: 12/24/07 23:38
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