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Back to normal

Been ages,xmas was good ,for a change was chilled out!

house decorating finished and must admit it looks good.

sent felicity off to the pampered pooch parlour now got one clean lovely beardie ,should last a few days as she is a natural dirt magnet.

munchkins is his normal self slowly persuading him that waking me up at 4.30 in the morning not good idea even if he does want breakfast seems to have worked out wake up mum then equates to out window pronto!
Love life improved a lot! have found a rather scrummy man ,trouble is fit for nothing in the morning!!!!!!!!
work under control have got my swing working well .its a bit of a laugh to say the least and most people love it.

xxxxxx zoe


Added on: 02/14/07 14:06
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Decorating

Decided as xmas present to myself to redecorate my own home must be bonkers ,4 weeks to do it house a shambles cat suicidal dog phoning rspca me covered in paint, glue ,wallpaper . spose be nice when finished.
new wine bar as featured in national papers opened in sittingbourne had meal and a few plonks being a rebel went with my hoodie didnt chuck me out ! staff brill and food really nice. also been to see borat enjoyed it off to see casino royal asap. question anyone know what the film black dahlia was about?
LOVE LIFE BACK TO NOWT AGAIN! WORK REALISED I HAD BEEN DOING UP TO 13/14 HRS SOME DAYS! NOT SENSIBLE.so decided to something for myself(decorating)so have cut back working hours and am going to be firm !
zoe xxxx

Added on: 11/22/06 10:51
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um rabits,cats and lack of sex

My little munchkins still in poo house so to speak but he is trying very hard to make me feel guilty.

Hate half term all those horrid little herberts walking around, need a law to ban them from the streets.(grumpy zoe)

Work need a shag on losing streak everyone wants o or dont last very long ,most frustrating.

Got new rabit vibrator ,all dancing flashing lights thingy need degree to understand control panel.







Added on: 10/30/06 06:01
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MUNCHKINS

hmmmmm he is a murderer! my lovely little pussy cat bought mummy a vole home ,then let it go! much panic until found a few bits on the stairs ...yuck .....

Added on: 10/06/06 05:55
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Life

Well just finished watching camerons speech kinda made me go to sleep. so nothing for it will have to start my own party !

weather bit volatile down here one min sunshine next peeing it down ,me and dog got soaked again.

talking in round about way of wet knickers(above) was standing by fridge which is near my back door in a very short t shirt and very very small thong when bloke comes round side of house with torch,wet knicks or what! not sure who was more shocked him or me, turned out to be water board guy searching for the mains cock (scuse pun). as it was 12.30 am he didnt think i would want to be woken.
found a really nice veggie dish at tesco butter squash and leek roast ,scrummy as main dish or as a stuffing with meat.

talking about stuffing my hunky man still keen !!!!!

Added on: 10/04/06 10:20
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Bluetooth

Blue toothing got me self a dongle(dont ask!) . so transfering pics to pc .
Nice to meet you today enjoyed it x(you know who you are!)

Not much else going on at the moment ,will write as and when something earth shattering happens :) Zoe xxx


Added on: 09/26/06 11:52
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IMPORTANT

Reportedly, it has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre
of tap water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of crap per year!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whisky,
vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a
distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = crap
WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of crap, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and
talk crap than to drink water and be full of it.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it
as a public service.

Added on: 09/04/06 08:53
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Happy days

Well things on the up ,had visit from charles always a pleasure and wait for it had an ok date!!!! in fact more than ok .

work still manic normally bit quieter at this time of year but this time been silly .so much so that took few days off as was knackered.

munchkins cant win with him when it was hot he didnt like it now the monsoon season has arrived he has taken to his death bed !takes packets of whiskas jelly to console himalso developed a passion for sainsburys king prawns ! thank goodness buy one get one free so have stocked up.

went to shops whe i was off and managed to get some skirts which were badly needed also got hang of ebay got some brill shoes which were cheaper than i can buy wholesale. zoe xxxx

Added on: 08/17/06 15:16
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love life update !

Well 2 dates both disasters! first stunk to high heaven so managed to leg it ! second having spent 3 hrs in pub talking to him in which time he never asked about me once ! he then told me his ex to be wife had accused him of RAPE !!!!!!!! AND POLICE HAD ARRESTED HIM !!!!!!!!! ME OUT OF THERE VERY FAST....
Such is life .

Work hectic teach me to have week of had my ear bent all day ,where you been etc etc ,sorry everyone will give notice next time honest injun.

munchkins happy now weather changed a bit .

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Added on: 07/31/06 14:52
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Hot

Been too hot and been away so will catch up later in the week xxxx

Added on: 07/31/06 13:35
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LOVE LIFE!

Getting silly lay in bed this morning feeling rampant what do i end up with ? munchkins on the pillow attacking my hair! got up made tea and toast retired back to bed ,he decided he wanted toast so there i am one for me one for you with the cat! must be more to life?
beetroot seem to be craving it for some odd reason(have fads like this) so end up having loads of it result purple fingies.

Just broken a nail so about to dial 999 for nail clinic,tracy who only does nails will do it.(she is nail version of bob the builder).

that dialogue on big brother driving me mad, nicky and fred are in the garden ,thomas is in the engine shed ,aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Added on: 07/06/06 10:26
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politics

Hey ho ! spose i am somewhat to the right of

ghengis khan in a lot of things! hang them public floggings etc (thats just the left wing mafia!).

Believe strongly in the freedom of the individual hate the nanny state ,if wanted that would move to north korea!

Would like to see a flat tax system would put those tax lawyers out of biz overnight!

immigration not against in principle but against employing vital services (nurses dr etc) from countries that need them (27 nurses from sudan working here!) surely they are needed at home?

Most importantly very much against mps from scotland being able to vote in policies that they
would not have in scotland its outrageous.

more cottage hospitals take money away from trusts fund regional/district hospital to support cottage hospitals.

last but not least think that it makes sense for anyone wanting to become a national of this country to be on probation for a period ,ie be convicted of an inprisionable crime and its bye bye whatever .for ex say 2 years end of that period uk citizinship .

zoe has spoken ! trust the individual not the state.

Added on: 07/06/06 10:15
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Hot

Been wilting in the heat, whens the cricket start always rains ,had been relying on wimbledon.

got myself a new cliti ring very pretty . people always ask does it increase sensation answer is yes have it through hood and would never get rid of it . was funny when i first got it had decided on it but chickened out.found myself in canterbury and just did it nearly jumped through the roof but healed very quickly.

must admit being smooth down there helps in heat being a natural blonde helps i think as dont suffer 5 olclock stubble!
tried all sorts and settled on gillette super duper vibrating mack something works brill and also works on !!!!! me being rude!

went to look at the new 207 peugot rather nice might get tempted me feels , whats money if you dont spend it .

Become addicted to iceland plaice fillets stuffed with mushrooms really nice ,one of those people who eat the same thing for a week then change ,might be coz cant resist a bargain hence 6 packs of rice crispies in cuboard!
love life still naff .

grandchild at last stoped vomiting everywhere and seems to be quite a reasonable human being actually lets her mum and dad sleep !

nuff now xxxxxxxxx



Added on: 07/04/06 12:25
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This that and tother

Taking few days off work knackered.
Been to shops got some tops shoes etc makes a change first chance for months.going flying later in week from headcorn should be fun i hope.

polo club getting better (night club maidstone) STILL NOT ENOUGH BLOKES!!!!!

Been watching world cup england so bad they could win it amazing that such good players can play so badly.loved holland game had everything footie violence diving didnt want it to end.

Bit of a scare this morning munchkins didnt come home finally turned up at 8.30 been locked in next door ! traitor.

been watching trisha show again gets worse what a load of pond life amazing where they get them from.

nuff now going to get some lunch xxxxxx

Added on: 06/27/06 06:05
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Oh dear never mind etc etc

Saturdays date was no good ,nice enough bloke but missing that vital ingredient!

Footballed out now and big brother as well just tooooooooooooo much.
Trisha the lie detector tests in morning jesus talk about plancton!

At least bit cooler have almost burnt out fans .

PS charles xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

tuesday not had decent shag since last thursday been looking at convents.must have been the heat.

Going flying next week in super cub from headcorn , biggles zoe !

Dog pooped doesnt do heat and munchkins taken to sleeping on stairs upside down. xxxxxxxx

Added on: 06/20/06 06:14
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wow

Gone nuts at work so much so have had to cancel all longer sessions yesterday and today to try and stop the moaning!

Every so often in this job someone walks through the door and you say oh my god i have died and gone to heaven . wed being an example! he was from the gods didnt want him to leave and he did not let me down in the bed stakes either! thought i would end up paying him ! and he has booked again for monday cant sleep !!!!!!!

love struck zoe xxxxxx

Added on: 06/09/06 04:17
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Work

Back to work on monday after the excitement of this week ,looking forward to it ,all my regs been really good and booked in plus a fair few new clients which is always nice. dating looking promising might have one on sat evening .

Added on: 06/02/06 10:57
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NANNY

Yes daughter gave birth to bonnie little girl yesterday 8ib 10 oz ,no name yet . noe a nanny and feel good about it . xxxx

Added on: 06/02/06 10:54
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MORNING

Another wet soggy and windy day in Sittingbourne.
Nice to meet a follower of my blog yesterday xxxx .
Bank holiday on its way hope to finish doing my bathroom floor have decided to stain them should look nice . dog fed up and grumpy as distinct lack of walkies in this weather.

Had lovely day doing two girl sessions with Beth was chaotic as we were innundated with bookings and were both very tired by time we packed up.

Work still manic lots of new visitors which is always nice . xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Added on: 05/24/06 06:18
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jEANS OFF

um jeans off !

Added on: 05/18/06 14:31
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