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At first, you’re just blogging once every week or two, but it’s not long before you’re doing it a couple of times a day.
12. A lot of kids fool around with blogs in high school but the serious blogging doesn’t start until college.
11. People really only have one good entry at a time, but will often fake multiple entries because they think it makes their readers happy.
10. It hurts when you’ve blogged and the next day your readers pretend like it never happened.
09. You know better than to blog when you’re drunk, but it’s just more fun, even if you do it with topics you wouldn’t have touched when you were sober.
08. The day after you’ve blogged drunk, you’ve got a lot of explaining to do to your regular readers.
07. Men blog like they’ve got an audience, but women like to keep it intimate.
06. You have to vary your technique once in a while, otherwise your readers will loose interest and you’ll drift apart.
05. When you first start to blog, you don’t ever have any long term readers but all you can ever think about is blogging. After a while, you do find some regular readers, but then blogging becomes a chore and you start to feel guilty if it’s been a while.
04. Most people blog at night, in the privacy of their own homes, but there’s always some jackass strutting around bragging that he prefers to blog in the office at lunch or at the local park…
03. Everyone knows that if he ever did in fact blog in his office or in the park, he was alone and just blogging into his palm.
02. If you haven’t blogged in a while, you reeeaaally start to miss it.
01. And finally, blogging is like sex because it’s incredibly embarrassing when you get caught.
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“Blogging is like Sex” was written by Pipedreamergrey and originally posted to The Great Geek Manual. It may be reposted so long as this notice remains intact. Copyright 2006 Pipedreamergrey.
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Added on: 04/20/07 11:35
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because…
- One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)
- Once you get started, you’ll only stop because you’re exhausted.
- It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you’re doing.
- Conversely, there’s some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
- You can do it for money or for fun.
- If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you’re some kind of freak.
- It’s not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
- There’s not enough taught about it in public school.
- It doesn’t make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
- Some people are just naturally good.
- But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you’re wasting your time trying to tell them.
- There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
- One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
- It’s a great way to spend a lunch break.
- Everyone acts like they’re the first person to come up with a new technique.
- Everyone who’s done it pokes fun at those who haven’t.
- Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
- You’ll miss it if it’s been a while.
- There’s always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.
- It doesn’t go so well when you’re drunk, but you’re more likely to do it.
- Sometimes it’s fun to use expensive toys.
- Other people just get in the way.
- If done without proper protection, one might acquire a virus.
- Experts claim it’s best done in pairs, but a lot of people claim they can’t find the right partner for that, and prefer to go it alone.
- It goes better if you wait til the kids are asleep first.
- There exist electronic tools specifically designed to help you, and they may save time, but it’s, uh, just not the same…
- Some people insist on planning it; others think it’s best just to make it up as you go along.
- Everybody thinks everyone else is doing it more than them but aren’t.
- When people try doing it they aren’t as good as they thought.
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